you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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