he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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