If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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