I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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