Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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