I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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