yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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