here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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