I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I looked at my own cervix.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
love makes seman taste better
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
foreskin is a definite game changer
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Randomize
