your room smells of hookers.
And success
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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