Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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