think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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