Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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