it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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