My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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