Non-Jews are for practice
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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