OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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