Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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