It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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