There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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