Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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