Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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