She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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