Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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