come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
