My hand turned me down
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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