Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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