i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
why is half of my head shaved?
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