hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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