dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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