My room smells like vodka and shame
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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