there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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