We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
only you would photoshop your dick
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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