Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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