I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Dick very happy bro
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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