At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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