THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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