But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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