Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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