okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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