I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I'm really busy with my period
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