I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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