So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
