Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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