She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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