letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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