yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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