There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize