So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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