what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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