she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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