If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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