wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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