can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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