I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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