think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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