Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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