you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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