I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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